Spend It If You Got It

Recession? What recession?
The Yankees buy their way through everything. Old Yankee Stadium is epic but they knocked it down to build a new one and put a parking garage there instead. Couldn’t find an Anderson on the market, had to go above and beyond and buy a Granderson. Oh, and willing to drop 11 million on a has been, has been steroid user that is, in Andy Petite. I think Danny Almonte is still available, why not just pick him up too?
Everything in Texas is bigger, but come on. The Longhorns haven’t won anything since Vince ‘I want my mommy’ Young single handedly beat USC in the Rose Bowl. Let’s just add 5 million to Mack Browns contract. . . Every Year. . .Until 2016. Good luck; Bevo might have to go to pay for your buyout if you don’t live up to the hype.
Jerry Jones. . Don’t even get me started. 1 billion dollar stadium. . . . Need it. . . . .A Jumbotron bigger than the Texas sky itself. . . Gotta have it. . . And Tony, from Northern Illinios, find yourself a talent scout man. Wade is up to his eyes, pun intended, in baggage and can’t pull his ‘winners’ together to win. You obviously have the benjamins, go out and spend it on some real players and coaches.
We’re only trillions of dollars in debt, but who really cares. Lets live it up.