I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Rockies pitchers

You are what you eat. And it’s looking like the Colorado Rockies starting pitchers are vanilla soft serve.

The Rockies three BEST pitchers (due to injury and lack of production) have 10,9 and 7 losses. Jason Hammel, Ubaldo Jimenez and Jhouyls Chacin all are the disappointing conclusion to the gallon ice-cream carton. They were supposed to be #1, #3 and #4 in the rotation and now even Baskin Robbins would drop them from their 31 flavor lineup.

Colorado has been, and will always be, a hitter friendly environment. What Dan O’Dowd and Rockies faithful need are bats, and just enough pitching to get by.

But they have gotten by like you get by security without getting a wink from the creepy x-ray TSA guy.

The Rockies pitching is the 26^th best in the baseball, only Chicago and Houston are worse in the National League. They are giving up more than 4 runs every game. Of the 54 losses, 39 are on the hands of the starters. And the ace of the staff is rumored to be a possibly trading piece.

Colorado doesn’t have one guy they can put on the mound that they feel confident they will win. When Jim Tracy picks up the bullpen phone he hopes the ‘Help-Line’ is on the other end. And ironically, the relievers are worse than generic Tums, they aren’t providing relief.

And it’s not going to get any better.

The Rockies are 11 games out of first place with very little light at the end of the tunnel. Like the tub that is sitting in the back of any Purple Hearted fan’s mini freezer; the rest of the season is going to be ‘slow churned’.