SHAQ

Like trying to land Moby Dick with a Johnny Rocket peewee fishing pole I thought getting Shaquille O’Neal into retirement would be a challenge. But 19 years, over 28-Thousand points, and 4 NBA Titles later he’s ending one of the most dominating careers the sport has ever seen.

And I guess it’s rather fitting, Shaq did it on HIS terms.

You never thought you would get pulled over by the guy that just won the NBA Most Valuable Player…. Then this happened.

You never thought to turn you phone to vibrate during an All-Star game…. Then this happened.

You never thought that they would need you, the Window Pane guy, during a basketball game the same way they ask for a doctor on a plane… Then this happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6UxyOf9BaM&feature=player_embedded

Just when you never thought that a 7’1”, 325 pound goliath of a man would come out of boom-box and grant you three-wishes… Then this happened.

And finally, you never thought some scrawny kid from Jersey would get a southern drawl then transform into one of the best players to ever walk this Earth…. Then this happened.

Can you see Shaq in a retirement home? I know, neither can I.