Arizona and Florida are now buzzing more than throwing down STAPHYLOCOCCUS in the casual Saturday Scrabble matches.
With the annual spring arrival of America’s pastime everyone is excited.
Steven Strasburg is being already touted as the next Nolan Ryan. Okay, he does have a triple digit heater and a curve that’ll make your knees buckle, but he hasn’t faced anybody yet. Give up a moon shot blast to Albert Pujols or any major league slugger and you’re sure to have mental problems. Just ask Brad Lidge, you won’t be the same.
And who could forget about the defending champs, the Yanks. You thought they had pressure last year, wait til this spring. It’s a contract year for Jeter, and Girardi, not to mention that they brought in Curtis Granderson and just another slew of superstars. That’s more pressure than the wallet of the Nutty Professor in a highchair.
Baseball is back and the world is right. (Staphylococcus= bunch of grapes) [28 points]
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